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🧑‍🦲The 2 Bald Guys Blog🧑‍🦲

No Hair. No BS.
Just the Truth About Cars.

Two bald guys who got tired of watching dealers rip people off decided to write about it instead. Unfiltered takes on buying, selling, financing, and everything the dealership hopes you never Google.

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Chief Skeptic
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Guy #2
Head of Honesty

"We lost our hair so you don't have to lose your shirt at a dealership."

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Welcome to the Rockhound Journal, where we share honest insights about car buying, auto brokering, and vehicle ownership. Our team writes from real-world experience helping buyers across the Pacific Northwest navigate dealership tactics, financing options, and the true cost of vehicle ownership.

What You'll Find Here

Buyer Guides

Step-by-step advice on financing, trade-ins, and negotiating with dealers. We break down complex processes into actionable steps that save you time and money.

Comparisons

Honest side-by-side comparisons of dealerships, financing options, and buying methods. We expose hidden fees and markup tactics so you can make informed decisions.

City Broker Guides

Local market insights for Portland, Seattle, Bend, Boise, Denver, and beyond. Learn how auto brokers work in your area.

Industry News

Updates on market trends, inventory shifts, and regulatory changes that affect car buyers. We translate industry jargon into plain English.

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Why Read the Rockhound Journal?

Unlike dealership blogs that exist solely to drive traffic, we write from the perspective of buyers, not sellers. Our team has brokered hundreds of vehicle purchases across Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and Colorado, and we've seen every dealership tactic, financing trap, and hidden fee imaginable.

Every article is written by our in-house team — not outsourced content farms — and reflects real experiences from our daily work helping buyers navigate the car-buying process. We don't accept sponsored posts or dealership advertising, so our recommendations are genuinely unbiased.

Meet the 2 Bald Guys

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Dave

Chief Skeptic

Former dealership finance manager turned buyer advocate. Dave spent 12 years in F&I offices before switching sides. Now he exposes every markup, add-on, and pressure tactic dealers use.

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Mike

Head of Honesty

Licensed auto broker and automotive journalist with 15+ years covering the Pacific Northwest market. Mike translates industry jargon into plain English and calls out bad deals when he sees them.

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Why trust two bald guys? Because we've been on both sides of the desk. We know how dealerships operate, what they hide, and how buyers get taken advantage of. Our mission: arm you with the truth so you never overpay again.

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